Larry Birkhead is stoked that he and his little tyke Danilynn are gonna be on TV!

Believe it or not, we’re just as surprised as he is…who would have thought they would even give him a show of his own? 

The two of them are said to be getting their very own reality show on E! in 2009, OH JOY!

Birkhead will be showing off his parenting skills in his new reality show and I bet you just cant wait to see it! He says that little Ms. 90210 herself, Tori Spelling (who starred in the Oxygen reality series, “Tori and Dean Inn Love” with husband Dean McDermott) convinced him to do the show, telling him: “Dean and I will support you. Why not? Your life is out there anyway,” he explains.

Birkhead figures it was only a matter of time before he ended up on TV. “My life in the last couple of years has been a reality show,” Birkhead tells ET. “There’s been so many things out there that are not true, and there are so many things that I’ve taken a lot of beatings for and I haven’t set the record straight; nobody knows the true reality of how I live and what I go through,” he adds. Umm…well Larry hate to spill the beans, but that little statement sounded a little like….oh yeah, Denise Richards. You just snagged that little line straight off her show didn’t cha? Way to improvise!

This fabulous series will follow Larry around all day long while he takes care of the baby,  home-schools his 18-year-old nephew Justin and raises little Dannielynn. “I’m changing diapers one minute, going to a basketball court the next, going to a concert - here, there, you know, stores - so it’s tough,” Birkhead says. Wow…by the un-interesting completely boring sound of that…it sounds like that series might get canceled before it starts!

 [From Us Weekly]

It must be weird being Birkhead’s nephew. You’re living with this photographer and Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter in Anna’s house surrounded by cameras and 30 foot high birthday cake-shaped hot air balloons. I don’t imagine the cake balloon is there every day, but just knowing it might make an appearance in your life has got to be disturbing.

Sadly I’d probably be willing to give this show a viewing or two. Larry keeps talking about eventually moving somewhere quiet to raise Dannielynn, but it just doesn’t seem like that’s going to happen. Clearly he’s enamored with his own fame. All you can do is just hope he’s got a lot of help and support and will try to keep things in perspective for Dannielynn.

There he is…..Mr. America!

Okay, so it’s Guy Ritchie, with this dramatic pose!

Mr. I’m always ready for that picture,

Way to pose for the camera Einstein… 

..that’s a great look for ya!

WTF! What was that all about?? He was….

 you guess it, catching a morning jog buck naked!

…and I’d bet he was just jogging’ along thinking to himself,

“Why is everyone looking at me crazy, snapping pictures and

recording me running..everyone does this!”

Nice one…smooth moves! Way to impress the ladies

NOW THAT WAS A SIGHT I COULD LIVE WITH-OUT SEEING!

Before the facade of The Girls Next Door came down, Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner both denied that Holly was secretly dating illusionist Criss Angel. Holly said Chris was just a friend, and to trying to keep the news under wraps until he replaced her, Hef adamantly denied Madison could be dating anyone else. Now that Criss Angel and Holly Madison have gone public, I think it’s fair to say that was all another illusion.

Chris and Holly have been spotted kissing and snuggling over the last several weeks in Las Vegas, but remain somewhat coy about their relationship.

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with,” Angel said on the opening night of his new Cirque Du Soleil show, “Believe,” in Las Vegas. Aww, that was sweet! Chris Angel might be a sweetheart after all. After all those fame whore rumors I’m actually starting to not mind the guy; If Holly Madison picked him then he can’t be half as bad as the tabloids make him out to be. They even look hell of a lot better together then Holly and 95 year old Hef.

[From People]

This is another one of those celebrity hocouples that fit. They’re on the same lower celebrity rung so one can’t outshine the other. They make more sense than Angel and Cameron Diaz. Criss Angel really came off as looking like a fame whore in that relationship and some would say the same of Holly Madison with Hef. But that’s all the more reason why they’re ideal for each other. They’re both just famous enough to feed the whoring on either side, but not enough to be a threat to each other.

Criss Angel can give Holly money and the baby she wants, and she can give him arm candy and a smiley magician’s assistant to point and applaud. It’s a win/win situation. I think Mindfreak is awesome, I can’t help it, I like to be entertained by cheesy magic tricks I can’t figure out. Holly is my favorite Hefner girlfriend, too, although I can’t give you a specific reason why. The two of them are prime for a TV show together. E! would be all over it.

Britney Spears has released the cover image and tracklist for her upcoming album, Circus, on her official website. Britney has attempted to create a more controlled and together image in the press with videos and photos on her site and it seems to be working. Last week we saw two workout videos of Britney, one in which she lifted weights with her trainer and another that had her out running with her mom.

All these official photos from Britney mean there’s less paparazzi interest in her, which is likely a good thing for her well being and sanity, although she’s not getting the constant press she used to. A couple of weeks ago Britney tried to escape photographers waiting outside her estate by hitching a ride with her gardener. The paparazzi were quickly tipped off by the fact that her bodyguard was following the landscaper’s truck. Britney laughed it off when she was discovered, but she must have had several paparazzi-free days after that incident because we just haven’t seen as many photos of her.

She’s creating an image that draws on the sexy Britney of days past, but mature and more world-weary. She hardly looks like herself on the cover of her album, but that’s because she’s already morphed into Britney 2.0. It’s her circus, and she’s in charge of choreography and costumes now.

Circus is out in stores on December 2. Here’s the tracklist. Britney’s site also mentions that the next single will be the song “Circus.”

1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby

Bonus Track:
13. Radar

[From BritneySpears.com]

Simon Cowell has confirmed rumors that Britney will appear on his UK talent show X Factor. Britney is set to perform songs from her upcoming album at the end of the month. Simon said “I’m really excited about it, because she has got her act together and the new record is terrific. She has come back from a very dark place and is a terrific artist.”

The countdown is on: within the next three months, I predict that Lindsay Lohan will either wind up back in rehab or she will file for unemployment. In Hollywood, that’s way worse than rehab stint #4. Lohan was recently un-hired as a guest star on the ABC hit show “Ugly Betty,” and now, her invitation to host the World Music Awards has been rescinded as well. And get this: her replacement is Denise Frickin’ Richards!

Lindsay Lohan has been axed as host of the World Music Awards in Monaco next weekend.

At the last minute show bosses panicked over whether she was actually up to par for the job.
We were surprised she was ever asked.

When the 22-year-old actress presented the 2006 awards at Earls Court we were cringing in the crowd as she botched up all her lines and called Beyonce to the stage while she was still getting her hair done!

Desperate organizers had drafted in Jesse Metcalfe to give her some back up for the all star show. But that didn’t go down well with Lady Lilo and now she’s been replaced at the 11th hour by Denise Richards!

A source said: “Lindsay was furious that she wasn’t the star. The organizers had gone through a list of who was hot at the moment and returned to Lindsay again.

“But the feedback they got was really negative. They got worried and decided to change it.
“In the end it was decided by both parties it was better if she pulled out and was replaced.”

[From the Mirror]

Now, look: I am no fan of Lindsay Lohan, but given the choice between her and Denise Richards, I’d take Lohan. Not to mention, it’s the World Music Awards - and though I detest Lindsay’s music, she would at least be more appropriate. Talk about the lesser of two evils. Does anyone actually watch the World Music Awards, anyway?

Hef traded in his 3 classy bunnies! Ms Classy herself is now seeing Chris Angel and the other 2 bunnies (Bridget and Kendra) are out doing their own thing and get this…he’s traded them in for…wait for it…..2 trashy twins who have a felony record of Assult and Battery for viciously beating the crap out of a girl and leaving her beaten, bruised with a large laceration on her head and in a concussion!

If that’s not enough, we’ve also learned Karissa Shannon was arrested just two months before she and sis Kristina were put in jail after beating the crap out of a girl and leaving her in a concussion back in January. In this case, however, she was popped for kicking her own twin sister in the face! Lovely.

Here’s the blow-by-blow, according to the charge report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment “wearing only blue jean pants” and “bleeding from her nose,” while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, “as if she had no idea what had happened.” Sounds like one of these if not both of these twins belongs in a psychiatric ward.

Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though “he could not identify which sister was which.” Karissa eventually fessed up.

Well it has been said that Playboy is going bankrupt so maybe he just couldn’t afford the classy hotties anymore and had to downgrade. I’ll bet these 2 felons are a whole lot cheaper then his pricey prior bunnies!

Hugh Hefner’s new twin GFs don’t just beat the living crap out of other people — they also kick the shit out of each other!

It’s said twins are double the pleasure, double the fun — but when it comes to Karissa and Kristina Shannon, it’s also double the ass whooping!The only girl on girl action Hef is gonna see with his new bunnies is when they kick each other in the face!

Hef better be careful not to piss them off or he could end up with a good ass kicking and a broken back out of this deal!

Pop princess Ashley Simpson is ready to pop! Her baby’s due anytime now and Ashley and Pete couldn’t be happier!

“I’m permanently on-call right now,” Pete said when asked about Ashley’s due date.

“She is at the very end, and it could happen at any point now,”

Pete and Ashley are super excited about the new baby she’s about to have. Pete is “excited, she’s anxious…I think she wants it to be over. She just wants to not be pregnant any more. She wants to have it because it’s, like, a struggle to go up and down the stairs…going out in public’s insane!” Pete went on to say, “Her pregnancy has caused her to be hot non-stop, she’s like ‘I wish I was in Canada right now.’ Our room temperature is set to, like, 34 degrees. It’s insane!”

Wentz also appeared on Ryan Seacrests radio show recently admitting they haven’t yet come up with a name for the baby. (He’s also denied it was a boy after slipping up and calling it a “he” earlier on the show.)

Well the babies due anytime now, congrats Pete and Ashley!

Amy Winehouse checked out of the London Clinic today and actually looked a good deal better. She checked out the other day and was back in yesterday and now she’s out again. She either put on some weight or is bloating, but it still looks healthier than her usually gaunt face. Amy was being treated for a chest infection at the clinic, though there were rumors she was also there to rehab. Either way, she looks a bit better than usual.

THE AMY WINEHOUSE look is sure to be one of the most popular Halloween outfits this year.
Hardly surprising. The singer’s spooky appearance, combined with her twilight jaunts, have seen her take a starring role in A Nightmare On Camden High Street.

So when I clocked this picture of Amy leaving hospital yesterday, I was pleasantly surprised.

The singer has been in the London Clinic for the past week being treated for a lung condition – and the stint seems to have been a great tonic.

She looks better than she has done for a long time, if a little bit podgier around the face.

I’ll raise my glass to Amy getting better.

[From the Sun]

In other Amy drug news, the couple that sold Amy her many vices has pleaded guilty today. They’re also the same pair that filmed her smoking crack and sent it to The Sun.

Amy Winehouse is back home after a brief hospital stint and “doing fine.” The same can’t be said for her dealers.

A British couple pleaded guilty Friday to supplying drugs to a slew of celebrities, most notably Winehouse, and then selling a video of the Grammy-winning singer smoking crack to a U.K. tabloid. Johnny Blagrove, 34, and Cara Burton, 22, confessed to supplying cocaine and Ecstasy to the 25-year-old Grammy winner and then secretly filming her getting high and selling the footage to The Sun. The newspaper published images of the “Rehab” star’s binge in January.

The video sparked a police raid on the pair’s east London home. There, investigators turned up a purported “hit list” of stars, including the troubled R&B belter, for whom they regularly furnished the illicit substances.

 [From E! News]

Amy was never charged in any crimes related to Blagrove and Burton. I’d love to think that with her dealers in jail Amy stands a better chance of getting better, but clearly she has access to drugs through all sorts of people. The combination of her laying a bit low this last month and looking a bit healthier is cause for hope, nonetheless.

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