Hef traded in his 3 classy bunnies! Ms Classy herself is now seeing Chris Angel and the other 2 bunnies (Bridget and Kendra) are out doing their own thing and get this…he’s traded them in for…wait for it…..2 trashy twins who have a felony record of Assult and Battery for viciously beating the crap out of a girl and leaving her beaten, bruised with a large laceration on her head and in a concussion!

If that’s not enough, we’ve also learned Karissa Shannon was arrested just two months before she and sis Kristina were put in jail after beating the crap out of a girl and leaving her in a concussion back in January. In this case, however, she was popped for kicking her own twin sister in the face! Lovely.

Here’s the blow-by-blow, according to the charge report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment “wearing only blue jean pants” and “bleeding from her nose,” while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, “as if she had no idea what had happened.” Sounds like one of these if not both of these twins belongs in a psychiatric ward.

Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though “he could not identify which sister was which.” Karissa eventually fessed up.

Well it has been said that Playboy is going bankrupt so maybe he just couldn’t afford the classy hotties anymore and had to downgrade. I’ll bet these 2 felons are a whole lot cheaper then his pricey prior bunnies!

Hugh Hefner’s new twin GFs don’t just beat the living crap out of other people — they also kick the shit out of each other!

It’s said twins are double the pleasure, double the fun — but when it comes to Karissa and Kristina Shannon, it’s also double the ass whooping!The only girl on girl action Hef is gonna see with his new bunnies is when they kick each other in the face!

Hef better be careful not to piss them off or he could end up with a good ass kicking and a broken back out of this deal!

The second happiest place on earth isn’t so happy after all. The fur is flying at the Playboy mansion. Who would ever have thought that putting three vain, quasi-famous nude models in the same house would be problematic? Especially when they’re all hooking up with the same rich guy? I know! Sounds like a recipe for harmony and happiness to me. But apparently some people just can’t appreciate a good thing – and two of the three girlfriends of Hugh Hefner are fighting like cats and dogs.
TMZ spies tell us Hef’s number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist … causing major drama with the staff and on the set of “The Girls Next Door”, RUMORS! Well mostly, I mean no matter how friendly Kendra and Holly maybe to each other on The Girls Next Door, if you’ve ever been to one of Hefs parties…it’s pretty obvious that the two just don’t get along. We’re told Hef’s bunny Kendra “hates” Holly (and she’s pissed that Holly wants to get her out of the house asap and have Hef’s baby). It’s gotten so bad, those two can’t be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. That’s causing some major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur. As for Bridget, she hopped on a plane and headed out to Switzerland with Wednesday (her doggie), yesterday and she’ll be there for a week; trying to get away from it all and keep the peace. Our sources also say Holly’s ambition is spilling over to the magazine too, but if you ask me; I think they’re exaggerating on this whole Holly thing. They’re saying Holly wants to have editorial control over the mag’s spreads — which is not going over well with longtime employees. I think they should get the heck out of her way, give her editorial control and let her do what she wants, it’s not like she’s gonna screw anything up; this is Holly Madison not Edward Scissorhands! 

Avenged Sevenfold: Almost Easy

Celebs that look like other celebs, How Insane!

HEY BOYS!

FreakingNews.com has news-related Photoshop contests with some interesting celebrity mash-ups. There’s a really disturbing contest on now called “Mouth eyes” in which mouths are substituted for celebrities’ eyes with scary results. (Here’s the link for that: warning.) The people at FreakingNews have all these funny celebrity match-ups. Like their,Money Celebrities” Gallery. Apparently, This was inspired by “a new craze in England” in which people take pictures of their heads with a folded bill in the foreground.

COOL SHIZNIT!…..ISN’T IT?!

Here’s a recap of the fab. Year 2008, incase you missed it! Amy Winehouse spent the year trying to live up to the image of “Rehab.” Ring tones bleeped “Soljah Boy.” Emo continued to combine the musicianship of Blink 182 with the poetry of Journey. Avril Lavigne became a Japanese comic book. Nine Inch Nails sent fans on a scavenger hunt. Justice made us dance. American Idol stayed popular for some reason. Radiohead let you download their album. Madonna ditched record labels. Record labels sued fans. Fans stopped buying Cds. Cd stores went out of business. Britney Spears spent the year trying to live up to the image of “Rehab.” Wow! What a year!

Here’s Amy Lee, a 25-year-old rocker Amy Lee from the band Evanescence at a NYC premiere on Monday and right next to her is Delta Burke, the 51-year-old actress from Designing Woman, crazy part…the girls look exactly the same. Who knew Suzanne Surgarbaker had a twin!