Paris Hilton’s Swedish toy, Alex Vaggo is out of work for the holidays. They took away his short career, but they’ll never take away his Vaggo! Alex Vaggo is a pizza boy gone super model. His modeling career was just about as short as Britney Spears first marriage to Jason Alexander. He’s off the roster at the new agency he was working for and there’s 2 story’s, his and the agencies!
Alex Vaggo says he quit the agency, but the agency says, they dumped him because he was a flake…….so who’s telling the truth? Fact is, while Alex was with Paris, Chip and Pepper jeans and Alexander Mc.Queen were interested in him, but after Paris moved on …….they had lost interest and there was no signs that Chip and Pepper or Alexander were that into him anymore. The burning question, “Is there anyone in Hollywood who will still take Vaggo’s call?” Paris isn’t into him, Britney’s to pre-occupied at the nearest gas station ya’ll, Jenna’s taken and Drea’s not available, hey wait, Li-Lo like’s pizza!

Paris took her boy-toy to meet the parents yesterday. Rick Hilton seems to approve of Vaggo and mom seems to love the guy. Looks like things are starting to get pretty serious for Paris and her new boy toy Alex Vaggo. The real question has to be…..is Alex high or crazy? Hasn’t he seen the destructive effect Paris has on men? Remember her ex, yea me neither…but the ex douche bag that put a sweatshirt over his head to drive, to this day I still don’t understand why he was trying to cover his face, the paparazzi was trying to get a pic of Paris not the douche bag driving her car. Being such a douche, led to him crashing her Bentley into a parked car! Douche….bag! Then there was her other ex who she cheated on with yet another ex and got them both banned from the club scene. Oh the life of Paris, she’s got the eye for morons! This new pizza guy turned supermodel seems smarter then the previous Douche bags Paris has dated in the past, plus he’s smokin’ hot! She’s practically adopted the hottie, isn’t that special..

From pizza boy, to Paris Hiltons boy…..Alex Vaggo (pizza boy/model) grew up in the nor-tic country of Sweden, his daily cuisine consisted mainly of fish and meat balls made by incompetent sweetish chefs, but when Alex moved to L.A this year he was prepared to be introduced to a whole new kind of food…..pizza! Struggling to make it, Alex took on a job as a pizza boy and stayed at U.S.A Hostels in L.A for a mere $27.00 a night, and then the sauce thickened! Alex and a few of his foreign friends were sitting on the stoop of the hostel drinking beer and Paris Hilton just happened to be walking past the hostel on her way to a club when all this sudden…..Paris noticed the under-privileged and extremely gorgeous Alex Vaggo sitting on the stoop throwing back beers and next thing he knows….he’s off to a club and jet setting with Paris Hilton, now Alex is running around with the ever so fabulous Paris Hilton, meaning Alex doesn’t do pepperoni no-mo! Now he’s a fashion model and thanks to Paris, he’s getting lots of work. Yesterday Alex was seen pumping gas into Paris Hilton’s Bentley. He’s living the high-life and now we’re told Alex is doing interviews with Swedish talk shows on his good fortune. Wonder what he’ll say, “Ya I met a trashy rich girl and now it’s all good ya. Peace out.”