Angelina Jolie managed to escape the paparazzi in what seems like a nearly impossible escape. Somehow she and her newborn twins managed to sneak out of Lenval Hospital in Nice, France in the middle of the night last on Saturday morning. Which you’d think the paparazzi would be expecting. Given Angelina’s security team, if I were a photographer I’d half-suspect them to teleport her out of there somehow. In comparison, her departure was relatively low-key.

Jolie’s departure began at about 3:50 a.m. when, according to an eyewitness, a grey Volkswagen minibus with darkened windows arrived outside the hospital on its Promenade des Anglais.

“There was a sudden spray of light out of the hospital’s garage way and then four or five people came out of that through a rear doorway,” the witness said. “They stood behind the hospital in a small courtyard in the dark.”

The courtyard entrance, a gated area for emergency access has been closed during Jolie’s stay, “was suddenly opened by someone who was waiting in the bus stop beside the hospital,” the witness said. “This group of people got into the van, very quickly. . . . It was all done in a hurry. And they were very quick organizing themselves inside. Very rapid. And then ‘Pouf!’ they were gone. “With all the press attention around them, a constant watch on the front of the hospital, they managed to leave so quickly, my hat’s off to them,” the witness added. At 9 a.m., Dr. Michel Sussmann, who delivered the twins by Cesarean section on July 12, confirmed the family’s departure, telling reporters, “You can go home. The story is over. Some guy who worked there also added: “We enjoyed having her and her family here very much.”

[From People]

Yeah I bet it was a blast for all of you. I love the description of Angelina’s exit. Especially the “sudden spray of light.” It’s very heaven-sent, isn’t it? I half-expected the next line to be something about the magnificent glow emanating from their halos” or something. It was cute, but a little overdone.

A few less reputable sources said that Brad was along for the departure, though no one seems 100% certain about that. Still, it seems like the kind of thing he’d probably manage to show up for. Supposedly Angelina had originally wanted to leave the same way she arrived – by helicopter. But the hospital told her she couldn’t, because that was for emergences only. Which begs the question: was there some sort of emergency when she arrived?

No matter what, it sounds like Angelina’s security team did a remarkable job with her exit and ensuring whatever amount of privacy she could get. It sounds like she and the twins are all doing well, and now will get to have some family bonding time.

Brad and Angelina left a premier in N.Y.C and they were escorted away in a black luxury……wait for it……….Toyota Prius! Huh? They even had a driver to drive them away in the little Prius. The other stars of course were not green with envy and in no hurry to put the Prius on their wish list after seeing Brangelina in one. Hey it’s Brangelina they could get away with driving away in a 1980 rusted bug with the hinges falling off.

Brangelina are usto people screaming out their name but who would of thought, Maddox had groupies? Yes Maddox the oldest of the Pitt family had a couple girls waiting outside his school today screaming out his name trying to get his attention. Maddox, groupies, at age 5, who would of guessed?

Recently we’ve witnessed the circus like embarrassing spectacle as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pick up and or drop off the oldest of the Pitt family Maddox at his super fancy school in New York. Everyday the crowd of crazed fans and even crazier paparazzi gather around to see Brangelina drop Maddox off at school. The crazed posse of fans and paparazzi continues to grow outside of the prestigious Lycee Francais De New York. This week How Insane spotted Angelina Jolie dropping Maddox off………..wait for it…………..on the private side entrance! No more cameras in this nook, no more of those body guards devilish looks shooting around….mabe it took the brain trust at Lycee Francais De a couple weeks to even realize they had a freakin side door! Even with this side door in action, nothing stops those waked out fans and crazy paparazzi from continuing to show up every morning and afternoon, so in the end it’s a true side show!

Dijon crusted polic, roasted beef Angus, seared salmon fillet, no it’s not the menu at the Ivy it’s Brangelinas kindergarten lunch fair for their oldest son Maddox, like he’s going to know the difference he’s 5! I’m sure he would prefer burgers and fries. For $19,000 he better be getting a chef at his kindergarten, which also teaches the kids English and French, that will do him real good when he goes back to visit his home land of Vietnam!

Sometimes celebs make the tragic mistake of having their beloved’s name permanently tattooed on their bodies … are finding it’s no fun to have that permanent name of your ex marked on your body when the love is gone and you’ve moved on!
Angelina Jolie, Billy-Bob’s blood-wearer turned Mother Theresa, had Billy’s name tattooed on her upper left arm. She recently had his name removed and replaced with the birthplace names of her children. “OUCH!”