Why are celebrities trying to out do one another with these horrible fucking baby names??

Gwyneth Paltrow named her child Apple, Jason Lee named his kid ilot Inspektor (yea, hes gonna have one hell of a life…), and now Gwen Stefani has just given birth to her second child and named him….wait for it……………

…..Zuma Nesta Rock.

No, thats not a typo from banging my head against the keyboard - thats his actual name ladies and gentlemen.

What in the fuck is with these crazy names…..do they even think about the childs future when coming up with these obscene names?

It’s almost like they’re giving them the worst names possible to cover anything and everything fucked up their child may do in the future so then they can just be like…

“hey - hey….i named you Zuma.

Shut up haha.

Mommy wins…………….it’s like a celeb compititian to see who could come up with the lamest name…..well guys, call me crazy but I think we have a winner!

Gwen Stefani’s Pregnant! That means Gavin and Gwen will be having another little one. She’s one hot mama and even pregnant, Gwen still looks stunning! Congrats on the pregnancy, I’m sure the new baby will be just as adorable and trendy as the cute little Kingston!