Eva Longoria Lookin’ Hot!

Just when you thought it was safe to buy overly expensive clothing at an overly expensive boutique you find……Eva Longoria….starring in…The Beheaded Mannequin! It begins with Eva walking gracefully into Lisa Klein, once safely inside she separated from the paparazzi thanks to the privacy screen. She shops and shops, then with out warning….an employee accidentally knocks over the privacy screen sending the mannequin smashing into the chandelier which crashes to the floor before beheading a mannequin! This caused a woman to scream after seeing all this before her very eyes and the scene ends with Eva unharmed walking out of the store and getting into her black suburban. The mannequin was never heard from again.

Smokin’ Hot Desperate Housewives star, Eva Longoria gets hitched to basket ball star Tony Parker in Paris! Eva got her $30,000 wedding cake made right there just for her by, Sam Godfried of perfect endings (same cake maker who did operas for her 50th). The reception was held at Chateau de Vaux-le-Vicomte, which rents for a pricey $50,000 — for just five hours! If they want it all night, they can have it all night but that’ll be extra. That won’t be a problem since OK! Magazine is paying them 2million for exclusive wedding pics and that includes the honey moon pics………cha-ching!