The countdown is on: within the next three months, I predict that Lindsay Lohan will either wind up back in rehab or she will file for unemployment. In Hollywood, that’s way worse than rehab stint #4. Lohan was recently un-hired as a guest star on the ABC hit show “Ugly Betty,” and now, her invitation to host the World Music Awards has been rescinded as well. And get this: her replacement is Denise Frickin’ Richards!

Lindsay Lohan has been axed as host of the World Music Awards in Monaco next weekend.

At the last minute show bosses panicked over whether she was actually up to par for the job.
We were surprised she was ever asked.

When the 22-year-old actress presented the 2006 awards at Earls Court we were cringing in the crowd as she botched up all her lines and called Beyonce to the stage while she was still getting her hair done!

Desperate organizers had drafted in Jesse Metcalfe to give her some back up for the all star show. But that didn’t go down well with Lady Lilo and now she’s been replaced at the 11th hour by Denise Richards!

A source said: “Lindsay was furious that she wasn’t the star. The organizers had gone through a list of who was hot at the moment and returned to Lindsay again.

“But the feedback they got was really negative. They got worried and decided to change it.
“In the end it was decided by both parties it was better if she pulled out and was replaced.”

[From the Mirror]

Now, look: I am no fan of Lindsay Lohan, but given the choice between her and Denise Richards, I’d take Lohan. Not to mention, it’s the World Music Awards - and though I detest Lindsay’s music, she would at least be more appropriate. Talk about the lesser of two evils. Does anyone actually watch the World Music Awards, anyway?

Lindsay Lohan has all kinds of troubles. Money troubles, relationship troubles, job troubles. It seemed like she was getting her act together in terms of the second and third issues, but apparently she’s sabotaged herself yet again.

Yesterday it was announced that Lohan would only be doing 4 of her original 6 episodes for Ugly Betty. She was essentially let go for being a bratty diva that no one could deal with. Now insiders are saying her career is pretty much over.

Lindsay Lohan’s professional life is only getting uglier, so to speak, since news broke that Lohan’s stint on “Ugly Betty” is being cut short because of tension on the set. According to multiple sources, after “Betty,” Lohan doesn’t have any lucrative projects lined up, and she’s not on the short list for any roles, either.

“It’s over for Lindsay,” said one well-placed Lohan source. “She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”

What’s the cause? “It’s not a matter of will she show up or not anymore, it’s that she can’t carry a movie, she’s just not a draw anymore. When you aren’t a draw, you aren’t going to get auditions. It’s that simple,” the source said.

Talk about over exaggeration, this is Lindsey Lohan we’re talking about! She’s obviously more talkented then Paris; infact Lindsey’s right up there with…well I know there’s someone.

Another industry source added, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.” A rep for Lohan didn’t comment. Go figure, so much for a rep. they never know anything..they always have their head in the clouds, probably never even see the celeb. Umm…ever! So of course they have no idea of what’s really going on. What a waste of time! Next time go straight to the source…Samantha Ronson!

[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]

They used to say Lindsay was unemployable because she was such a high insurance risk that she couldn’t get bonded. She’d gotten her act together and was working hard on establishing a professional reputation, and “Ugly Betty” was considered an important part of her comeback. It was supposed to show that she’s down to earth and was willing to work hard. Instead she created so much drama that they couldn’t even handle having her around, and now she has no options left.

It’s sad in a way because it shows that Lohan is completely unable to function without drama. Sure actors are known for their issues, but most of them still manage to be professionals and get their jobs done. Lohan tries to turn everything into high school. Now it sounds like she doesn’t really have any chances left.

The first trailer is out for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming comedy Labor Pains, which is currently in post production and is due for release next year. Lohan plays a disgruntled employee who cooks up a scheme to keep her job by claiming to be pregnant. She’s not pregnant, has to fake it, and hilarity hopefully ensues. The trailer makes it look like a decent comedy. I didn’t laugh or anything, but I also didn’t feel insulted or like I wasted a couple minutes of my time. It actually looks pretty cute and Lindsey’s so happy these days, we’re all hoping for a big comeback!

It seems the media is really digging the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson relationship. And I am no exception. The two were captured wandering about lower Manhattan yesterday, and they just seem so happy and into each other. More so than Lindsay has ever seemed to be with any guy.

Perhaps it’s because Samantha is more low key, or because she’s got her own career and life, but you just don’t get the feeling that she’s taking advantage of Lindsay, or that she’s going to run to the tabloids and sell her story if the two break up. And she’s willing to tag along while LiLo tries on clothes. Which I’m guessing can be an exhausting experience.

It was a romantic day of shopping, dining and partying in New York City for inseparable duo Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. The couple’s busy July 28 included a trip to Chanel in SoHo, a late lunch at Bar Pitti and a romantic dinner at Gemma Restaurant.

Holding hands and gazing into each other eyes, the couple dined in a cozy, candlelit corner table at Gemma late Monday evening. The two looked quite happy, sitting next to each other as they chatted and laughed in a dark corner of the popular restaurant alongside Ronson’s brother Mark and a male friend.

After Gemma, Lohan and Ronson continued the party at the Bowery Hotel’s patio bar. Wearing a sky blue T-shirt, white jeans and one of her trademark straw fedoras, Ronson doted on Lohan, often putting her arm around her and laughing with the actress while more friends joined the couple. They left shortly after midnight, with Lohan toting a Chanel-quilted purse and Ronson following in close pursuit.

[From People]

I’m sorry, but that is just too cute. I don’t think it’s so adorable because they’re girls; I think it’s because Lindsay has always seemed to be attracted to jerky douche bags. Seeing her so happy with someone who is awesome, sweet, and good to her is really nice.

Lindsay Lohan seems to be only about two steps away from officially announcing her relationship with Samantha Ronson to People. Linds followed Sam to her DJ gig at the Ultimate White Party at Shrine at the MGM Grand in Connecticut. Apparently she was pretty shy at first, generally hiding out in the deejay booth for most of the evening. But later on the Lohan we all know (and sorta/kinda/maybe love) emerged, as Lindsay mingled with the crowd and photographers.

… Seated in front of a black door, Lohan kept her head down, and alternated between sipping from Ronson’s sake glass and a bottle of water. She didn’t even dance until Ronson played Aerosmith’s “Walk This Way.” But her self-consciousness set in after the camera flashes started, and she retreated to the corner.

Later in the night Lohan grabbed one lensman’s camera and was overheard saying, “I want to show all these people how it feels, so I’m going to take their picture,” before going berserk with it. Running from side to side of the DJ booth, Lohan snapped a few pictures of Ronson while she was spinning before turning the camera on the crowd. Guests seated next to the booth were the subjects of a particularly long series of pictures because Lohan thought, “they look the sketchiest.”

At 1am, when the party wrapped up, Lohan grabbed the microphone and declared, “She’s taken!” after everyone began yelling Ronson’s name. Security moved quick when the crowd of 1,200 partiers wasn’t leaving the venue. “Lindsay snapped a little bit, and said she needed to get out of there right away. The lights were on, everyone could easily see her and they were all trying to get a picture,” said one insider.

[From the Daily News]

OK! Magazine claims that the phrasing was a little different, and what Lindsay actually said was, “’And no she’s not single!’” But the point is still pretty much the same. It seems like the two are obviously becoming more and more comfortable with their relationship, and slowly making clear that the rumors aren’t just rumors. On a side note, I did find the description of Lindsay’s behavior with the camera kind of annoying, in a vintage Lohan fashion. Regardless, I bet we see the two of them announcing their love on the cover of People within the next two months.

Samantha Ronson is like a daughter to her. I have to admit, I find the relationship between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to be really cute. Like, really really cute. Lindsay seemed to exclusively date douche bags when she was dating men. But Samantha seems pretty awesome – and really into Lindsay. And she doesn’t seem like the sort to sell LiLo out, unlike a few of her past paramours. It seems like they’re with each other out of genuine affection, and that’s pretty sweet to see.

On the heels of reports that Samantha Ronson recently changed her Facebook relationship status to “in a relationship,” she and Lindsay Lohan stepped out in New York City in coordinated fedoras on Thursday. At the Sephora Celebrates Ten Years of Glamorous event, the pair kept mum, but Lohan’s mom Dina gushed about Ronson.

“I love Samantha,” Dina Lohan told reporters. “She’s like a child to me. They’re great friends and as long as my daughter is happy and healthy, it is what it is.” Ronson, wearing her usual skinny jeans and shirt, spun a mix of ’80s tunes and current hits throughout the night, and Lohan, in a slinky multi-colored sequined dress, jammed alongside her. Lohan spent the evening, drink-free, playing with Ronson’s deejay equipment and posing for pictures. At midnight, the two left together, holding hands.

Lindsey Lohan was out and about looking gorgeous as ever! The starlet was on her way to grab a bite to eat at the trendy Ivy restaurant after she did some shopping on Robertson Blvd. What do you thinks in the bag?

I’m fairly certain that Lindsay Lohan, star of “Mean Girls” has never actually seen “Mean Girls.” If she had, she’d know it’s bad to be a colossal bitch and get into petty fights with other colossal bitches. Our favorite little Lindsey Lohan got into a catfight with fellow empty headed/2faced, shallow hearted bitch Paris Hilton at Timbaland’s pre-Grammys party. Why were either of them going to the Grammys you ask? They’re just “actresses”/celebutards right? Well don’t forget that each of these classy gals has put out a CD. Were they well received? Lindsey’s was kick ass and Paris’s was…well, lets just say Heidi Montag made it look good. But apparently that means they get to go to the Grammys. And if that’s the only qualification, my cat should get to go to the Oscars, because he put out one fine YouTube movie!

If I were at some party where I didn’t belong (like for an awards show to honor GOOD singers) I would do my best to sit there, look pretty, and keep my big mouth shut. But Paris Hilton our favorite celeb-u-skank is pretty much incapable of being classy like me and Lindsey, which means Paris let the cat out of the bag after seeing the adorable celeb-u-lite aka Lindsey Lohan. Okay Paris is almost 30 years old, wtf is she doing fighting..? Lindsey I could understand…but Paris WTF? The two had to fight over Timbaland, they both want to make a song with him….I don’t know about this, but Lindsey can sing and act….Paris…not so much…I’m thinkin’ Lindsey’s got this one under her belt. I’m just sayin’, we watched open-mouthed as Lindsay pointed at Paris and snarled: “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.” To which Paris spat back: “Fuck off you bitch.” We were caught in the crossfire of their extraordinary bust-up at Timbaland’s exclusive pre-Grammys bash at Avalon.

Blame the dealer, not Ms. Li-Lo—that’s Michael Lohan’s new philosophy, at least when it comes to his precious daughter Lindsay. Michael Lohan told the Sydney News, that he has been looking for the individuals who sold Lindsay cocaine, and is especially keen on finding the man who is currently selling a story to the tabloids about Lindsey’s drug use (before rehab). Michael’s a concerned father and was upset how the scumbag drug dealer could actually come out and talk to the media and sell the story without getting in trouble for selling them to her himself. Saying, “They should have arrested his ass, not bought a story from him!” Lindsey’s father went on to say, “God is going to get even with this guy. He’s destroyed a lot of lives. I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to find these guys and I’m going to expose them for selling my daughters story to the tabloids.” I’m still not sure what that’s going to do, the drug dealers themselves came out to sell the story, I agree they should have arrested their sorry asses right then and there. That was the past and people need to let the water go under the bridge, fuck those scumbags who are selling Lindsey’s story, does anyone care…that was the past and since then Lindsey made a new start. She went to rehab and she’s staying sober, she’s a smart girl, she’s talented, beautiful and she’s still sober as can be. She changed her life around for the better and that’s a major accomplishment, if people can’t see that… then they’re a bunch of idiots themselves.