Archive for the ‘Brangelina’ Category
Brangelina Escorted Away From a N.Y.C Premier in…………….
Brad and Angelina left a premier in N.Y.C and they were escorted away in a black luxury……wait for it……….Toyota Prius! Huh? They even had a driver to drive them away in the little Prius. The other stars of course were not green with envy and in no hurry to put the Prius on their wish list after seeing Brangelina in one. Hey it’s Brangelina they could get away with driving away in a 1980 rusted bug with the hinges falling off.
Brangelina’s oldest son Maddox has groupies at age 5!
Brangelina are usto people screaming out their name but who would of thought, Maddox had groupies? Yes Maddox the oldest of the Pitt family had a couple girls waiting outside his school today screaming out his name trying to get his attention. Maddox, groupies, at age 5, who would of guessed?
Lenny isn’t a member of the Pitt family after all…
Yesterday How Insane told you about the new addition to the pitt family, yes you remember Lenny! Well everyone here at How Insane has their tale between their legs this morning because we came to find out that the picturesque pup known as Lenny, actually belongs to Brads makeup artist! Brads makeup artist was constantly sending to Brads trailer to make the pretty boy even more prettier. Lenny’s not the new addition after all, isn’t that a bitch! Oh wait Lenny’s a male, oopz.
The Brangelina obsessed crowd continues to grow….
Recently we’ve witnessed the circus like embarrassing spectacle as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pick up and or drop off the oldest of the Pitt family Maddox at his super fancy school in
Brangelina’s new addition to the pitt famiy
First Maddox then Zaharra, Shilo, Pax and now Lenny? Yes, Brangelina has added a new pitt to the ever growing clan, a pitt-bull . Wait a minute, a pitt-bull with 4 small children at home, that just seems crazy! Never thought we’d be saying it’s now official, Brangelina’s full of bull!
Brangelinas oldest sons kindergarden lunch menu
Dijon crusted polic, roasted beef Angus, seared salmon fillet, no it’s not the menu at the Ivy it’s Brangelinas kindergarten lunch fair for their oldest son Maddox, like he’s going to know the difference he’s 5! I’m sure he would prefer burgers and fries. For $19,000 he better be getting a chef at his kindergarten, which also teaches the kids English and French, that will do him real good when he goes back to visit his home










