Archive for the ‘David Beckham’ Category

David Beckham is Doing Something Extra Special for His Sexy Little Posh-titute This Valentines Day!

David BeckhamDavid Beckham Getting a Tattoo On His Arm With Posh’s Name for Valentines Day. Soccer star/model David Beckham is married to what some people think is one sexy mama. Yes, he is still married to Victoria! Some people find her sexy. Just because you and I don’t…
Anyway, Becks isn’t one to just give his wife a bouquet of roses – he’s a romantic! So, he’s getting her a tattoo.

David Beckham Baffled and Confused by 1st Grade Math Homework…

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What would this guy do if he wasn’t an athlete? Most manual labor jobs require more sense.

Superstar Heart-throb David Beckham whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son’s maths homework leaves him baffled.

The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.

“Their homework is so hard these days,” Beckham said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. “It’s totally done differently to what I was taught when I was at school, and you know I was like, “Oh my God I can’t do this!”

China Using David Beckhams Face to Promote Condoms….

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A Chinese firm is using soccer star David Beckham’s name and picture to promote its brand of condoms… without his permission! The firm is claiming men who use the Beckham contraceptive, which has become the best-selling in China..will score in bed with a Hollywood star! The funny part is…are people really this dumb to actually believe this crap? Yeah, apparently they are in china! But Beckham fans are calling for a ban on the condoms, because they don’t want to offend the British sportsman. Who would want to offend David Beckham…you start using his pics promoting condoms and you may never seem him half naked again….NOOOOOO!!!!! A fan who’s all about the ban explains, “We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here.” No shit! Who doesn’t love David Beckham?

Move over Brangelina, the Beckhams are back in town!

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The poshified Beckhams returned to L.A. after visiting David Beckhams father in England. Whoo hoo, the Beckhams are back in town! Now he can return to not playing soccer, and she can return to whatever it is she does.

David Beckham’s night out with the boys

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Posh took off to Japan and David Beckham had a boys night out that started at Coy and ended up at Hyde. He was very illusive and somehow avoided the paparazzi all night, they couldn’t even get a snap of him until the night was over! From Hyde he was heading home in the backseat of a vehicle and that was the money shot, score 1 for the paparazzi but the game goes to David Beckham!

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