Courtney Love just did an interview with Access Hollywood in which she did the typical Courtney Love hypocritical thing she always does. She starts off by telling Billy Bush how she’s been sober for three and a half years. But she seems disoriented and slightly slurring through the whole interview. It’s a little difficult to pinpoint, but something’s definitely off. She speaks in these bizarre half-thoughts that don’t make sense. You’re just left to guess what she means. Courtney talks about how Britney Spears is going down a dangerous path. Thanks for the insight Courtney! And then she goes on to talk about how only three people have ever been strapped to gurneys.

Well if Courtney can use a word like “exactitudes” then clearly she’s got her shit together and we should listen to what she has to say. When you watch the clip of the interview, she doesn’t make anymore sense than she does when you read it. The comment about the gurneys is so bizarre. First off it’s very random. And it’s an incomplete thought. Is Courtney implying that she, Marilyn Menroe and Britney Spears are the only people EVER to be strapped to gurneys? It seems impossible that she could actually mean something so stupid, yet what she says is, “no one else has ever been strapped to a gurney.” I’m assuming that she means no other celebrity? You’re left to just fill in the blanks, and it’s like she’s assuming that you can naturally follow her random chain of thought. Love also goes on to tell how she’s advised Lindsay Lohan. But of course she still seems like she’s deranged and slurring.  “I went up to Lohan’s room one time and there was a show on called ‘101 Celebrity Oops’ and I am like every other one you know, boobs out, legs everywhere throwing shit at Madonna, you know, whatever. I’m like Lindsay, ‘Look! Drugs are bad!’” Love recalled. That’s how you make yourself sound like an idiot alright….good goin’ Einstein!

       Grunge widow Courtney Love was spotted with 28 bags at LAX– none under her eyes!
The 43-year-old Mary-Kate wannabe caused a commotion when she landed at the airport with nearly 30 pieces of luggage. Bag lady anyone?
Hopefully, there’s at least one decent outfit in one of those 30 pieces of luggage. Oh, I doubt it…who are we kidding?!

Courtney Love went to a London cinema in a Morticia Addams prom dress with black nail polish and her signature eyes which were of course rolling in the back of her head. Eyes rolling to the back of her head she looked as if she was ready to paint the town dead. We send our condolences!

Courtney Love was in Manhattan yesterday and bummed a cigarette outside a hotel and rules be damned……she was in her own magical world of Nirvana where smoking in Hotel lobbies it totally okay and the fact that it’s against the law, please I’m Courtney Love!

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