Thank God Jennifer Lopez is not such a self-absorbed diva that she thinks the world actually revolves around her. Wait, what? TMZ is reporting that the hospital where J-Lo is expected to give birth has been running anti-kidnapping drills in anticipation of her twins’ arrival. Though they don’t come out and actually say it, I’m pretty sure they’re doing it on J-Lo’s orders. How Insane has learned that the Long Island hospital where J.Lo will probably give birth to her twins is practicing “pink drills” — code for thwarting a possible kidnapping. Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a “Code Pink” drill last Friday — “Code Pink” is code for locking down the hospital to prevent a kidnapping attempt.

Jennifer Lopez is gigantic with those twins in her belly, looks like she’s having a boy and a girl! J-Lo celebrated her pregnancy with a baby shower Saturday, which took place on the rooftop of the Gramercy Park Hotel in N.Y.C.  The guests included dancing with the stars Leah Remini and designer Roberto Cavalli. Exclusive sources say Cavalli gifted J-Lo with a pink leopard crib. As for the décor, everything at the shower was pink and blue, which leaves me thinking she must be having a boy and a girl. The real question is, “what do you buy for a baby born into such privilege?” Here’s some ideas, J-Lo’s gift registry at Petit Tresor features, a Bal-moral black carriage for $3,495, a $560 jogging stroller and two $349 cashmere outfits - one pink and one blue and that’s only some of the items….the list looks more like a longer then life Christmas list said an exclusive source. Those are some pretty pricey items for a girl who claimed, love don’t cost a thing!

A very prego J-Lo, was standing there looking big as ever with her hubby Marc Anthony at her side rubbing her belly. J-Lo showed off her big ass bulging belly at the Movie Rocks concert in L.A. on Sunday. She denied she was prego for so long, even though when she was 2 months prego she looked about 6! This mama to be has been looking like she was ready to pop since 4wks into her pregnancy! Then finally, she admitted the obvious at her Miami concert and came out and said it, “I’m prego!” something people knew for months and months before she admitted it. Hey J-Lo, you weren’t fooling anyone, but it’s nice that she finally came out of the closet. I was starting to think she was a real piece of work when she was sitting there denying obvious! Show off that baby J-Lo, when’s it due….next wk?

J.Lo pregnant with twins! Mark Anthonys baby’s mama looked danger right in the face yesterday while performing in New York. J.LO was walking backwards on one of those airport people mover thingy’s then tripped and stumbled almost falling right on her face but caught herself. Her singing didn’t skip a beat, lip syncing J.LO? We’re just sayin….did that stumble phase her? Absolutely not, let the show go on!