What do Michael Jackson, John Mayor, Suge Knight and Donald Trump all have in common? All these guys have been Ralph-agized! Ralphagize is a ball-zie shock jock in Miami, who makes crank calls to celebs and the celebs are buying it and taking it as serious business! John Mayer was tame, left with his mouth wide open and clueless. Sug-Knight went to whole-nother extreme. Ralph found out he was rejected from trendy hot spot, Les Deux and called him up a few days later pretending to be the door guy that wouldn’t let him in and it went a little something like this…

Ralph: “I was the one working the door the other day at Les Deux”

Suge Knight: “Let me tell you somethin’, I don’t know who your little bitch-ass is, but when the time is right……….you better stop playin’ on my mother fuckin’ phone, you should have been your mamas first miscarriage.” Suge Knight was pissed!

Earlier this month Ralph called up The Donald, yes Donald Trump! He pretended to be the waiter behind the $10,000 dollar tip that Donald left for a waiter recently. Their convo went a little something like this,

Donald: I wasn’t at the Buffalo Club, you know that.

Ralph: I just honestly wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart….and expose the fuckin’ liar that you are, you’ve been Ralphagized!

We talked to The Donald and he was pissed! Trump told the reporters,

Trump: He’s a wako, he’s a strange guy, he’s a wako…and somehow he got my phone number and….

Reporter: and are you looking to take legal action on this?

Donald: Watch me!

How’s this for heart, Jacko was on the phone with Ralph thinking he was talking to rap star Akon.

Jackson: Next time we see each other, lets seriously sit down and talk about building a great school in Africa.

Ralph: The school sounds like a wonderful idea Michael, I mean I don’t see anything that can get in our way. As long of course as you’re not planning on, molesting anymore kids.

Ralph: Hello……..Michael?

A warning to the wise celebs of Hollywood, you though Ashton Kutcher was bad on his prank show he had on MTV, well he’s nothin’ compared to this guy! Watch out when you answer that phone, because you never know….you just might get Ralphagized!

NBC’s been doing everything they can to keep these names under wraps, but How Insane has learned tuns of the big time names, who will be playing Donald Trump’s bitch on the upcoming, “Celebrity Apprentice.” Some of the big time names include, Omarosa, Lennox Lewis, Gene Simmons, Tito Ortiz, Stephen Baldwin, Carol Alt, Vinny Pastore, John Cena and Marilu Henner. Oh The Donald! Which one is gonna be wiping his ass this time?