Hef Trades In His Bunnies. From Classy to Trashy!
Hef traded in his 3 classy bunnies! Ms Classy herself is now seeing Chris Angel and the other 2 bunnies (Bridget and Kendra) are out doing their own thing and get this…he’s traded them in for…wait for it…..2 trashy twins who have a felony record of Assult and Battery for viciously beating the crap out of a girl and leaving her beaten, bruised with a large laceration on her head and in a concussion!
If that’s not enough, we’ve also learned Karissa Shannon was arrested just two months before she and sis Kristina were put in jail after beating the crap out of a girl and leaving her in a concussion back in January. In this case, however, she was popped for kicking her own twin sister in the face! Lovely.
Here’s the blow-by-blow, according to the charge report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment “wearing only blue jean pants” and “bleeding from her nose,” while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, “as if she had no idea what had happened.” Sounds like one of these if not both of these twins belongs in a psychiatric ward.
Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though “he could not identify which sister was which.” Karissa eventually fessed up.
Well it has been said that Playboy is going bankrupt so maybe he just couldn’t afford the classy hotties anymore and had to downgrade. I’ll bet these 2 felons are a whole lot cheaper then his pricey prior bunnies!
Hugh Hefner’s new twin GFs don’t just beat the living crap out of other people — they also kick the shit out of each other!
It’s said twins are double the pleasure, double the fun — but when it comes to Karissa and Kristina Shannon, it’s also double the ass whooping!The only girl on girl action Hef is gonna see with his new bunnies is when they kick each other in the face!
Hef better be careful not to piss them off or he could end up with a good ass kicking and a broken back out of this deal!
