Miley Cyrus BF drunk as a skunk, swigging down redbull and vodka,
stripping down and trying to fit into Miley’s shorts and tee shirt!
…HE’S NOT GAY, HE’S DATING MILEY CYRUS…REMEMBER?

Michael Jackson is apparently ready to get back to work. After over a decade without producing any useful music, Jackson has been working on his latest album and is even planning a world tour. His reason? No, not his nearly brokenness. He wants his children to see what he does for a living. That’s right, Jacko’s ready to rip off the surgery mask and dance. A comeback tour huh? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! Make sure to keep all the little boys far far away from there!

Living hard sure has caught up to Amy Winehouse early on. Of course she’s done 30 years of rock star-worthy partying in the span of about 24 months. Winehouse has a myriad of medical problems resulting from her excessive smoking crack and meth use.

Amy on the other hand still thinks she looks great! Go figure!

Hulk Hogan just couldn’t be prouder of his loser son. What a great, supportive parent. Hulk told Us Weekly how much Nick learned in jail after doing 166 days for nearly killing his best friend, John Graziano, in a serious car crash. Hulk doesn’t believe in tough love or regular love or discipline. Instead he believes in telling his kids they are perfect no matter what they do, and then being surprised when they grow up to think it’s okay to nearly kill someone because you want to drive really fast on a road.

At his best, Hulk is capable of admitting that his son was good and is now great. That’s about as low as he’ll sink in his estimation of his little prince, who learned so much in jail.

Hulk Hogan is still dealing with his son, Nick’s, jail sentence for reckless driving.

“You know, I just had to regroup, and you know, just really rely on what was in my heart and what I believe in, ’cause Nick is my son 24 hours a day,” Hulk told E! Friday. “Whether he hits a home run, or whether he strikes out, he’s still my son.”

The wrestler says his estranged wife had a different attitude. “You know, Linda says because she was visiting in L.A., she’s not responsible in any way, shape or form what what happened,” he said. “Well, that’s not me.” Hulk says Nick has changed his life since getting out of jail Oct. 20.

“He was on a roll,” he said. “He was a young professional driver. He had the show going, and it all got real busy, and then when he went to jail, he got stripped of everything. He got stripped of clothes, of watches, he got stripped of his identity, and he found out what’s important in life,” Hulk added. “He knows what’s real, and what’s not real. And before he went in there, he was accountable, and he was responsible. And I think that’s what he found out in jail, the most important thing. He understands what is real life. You know, it’s about helping people, being positive, moving forward.

“He was a good kid before, he’s a great kid now,” Hulk says. “He’s not the same man he was when he went in there.”

You’re damn right he’s not….HE’S NOW GAY..(as you can tell from the picture below)

AND MORE INTO OTHER MENS FEELINGS LIKE HE’S NEVER BEEN BEFORE.

Guess he dropped the soap one to many times during that hardcore prison sentence!

Lindsay Lohan has all kinds of troubles. Money troubles, relationship troubles, job troubles. It seemed like she was getting her act together in terms of the second and third issues, but apparently she’s sabotaged herself yet again.

Yesterday it was announced that Lohan would only be doing 4 of her original 6 episodes for Ugly Betty. She was essentially let go for being a bratty diva that no one could deal with. Now insiders are saying her career is pretty much over.

Lindsay Lohan’s professional life is only getting uglier, so to speak, since news broke that Lohan’s stint on “Ugly Betty” is being cut short because of tension on the set. According to multiple sources, after “Betty,” Lohan doesn’t have any lucrative projects lined up, and she’s not on the short list for any roles, either.

“It’s over for Lindsay,” said one well-placed Lohan source. “She’s got no film work, after this (‘Ugly Betty’ news) she’s not going to land TV jobs; I hear she’s tried to get on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ and can’t.”

What’s the cause? “It’s not a matter of will she show up or not anymore, it’s that she can’t carry a movie, she’s just not a draw anymore. When you aren’t a draw, you aren’t going to get auditions. It’s that simple,” the source said.

Talk about over exaggeration, this is Lindsey Lohan we’re talking about! She’s obviously more talkented then Paris; infact Lindsey’s right up there with…well I know there’s someone.

Another industry source added, “Every project she’s had has fallen through. She’s not even filling up her time with independent films, which is usually the strategy when work gets slow. She’s a good actress, she’s just stuck right now.” A rep for Lohan didn’t comment. Go figure, so much for a rep. they never know anything..they always have their head in the clouds, probably never even see the celeb. Umm…ever! So of course they have no idea of what’s really going on. What a waste of time! Next time go straight to the source…Samantha Ronson!

[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]

They used to say Lindsay was unemployable because she was such a high insurance risk that she couldn’t get bonded. She’d gotten her act together and was working hard on establishing a professional reputation, and “Ugly Betty” was considered an important part of her comeback. It was supposed to show that she’s down to earth and was willing to work hard. Instead she created so much drama that they couldn’t even handle having her around, and now she has no options left.

It’s sad in a way because it shows that Lohan is completely unable to function without drama. Sure actors are known for their issues, but most of them still manage to be professionals and get their jobs done. Lohan tries to turn everything into high school. Now it sounds like she doesn’t really have any chances left.

Her friend..obviously not! Her dietitian..definitely not!

A workout buddy…who are you kidding? A fan stalking her..

YOU GOT IT! Looks like it’s about time for a bodyguard.

She finally makes her way to her car and turns around when

The lady wouldn’t stop gushing about how much she loves Nicole..

She desperately wanted an autograph but was lacking a pen and paper

but noticed the photogs around and asked the star for a hug; so Nicole gave the over smiling lady a hug and went on her way.

Britney Spears was all smiles as her and her two boys, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, were spotted out at Mr. Bones pumpkin patch in LA. Mr. Bones is a favorite Halloween destination for celebrity families, and has been visited by Tori Spelling, Marcia Cross, Tobey Maguire, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale.

Britney was accompanied by her bodyguard, assistant, and the boys’ nanny. Britney’s boys were wearing matching red, white and blue striped short sleeve polo shirts with blue shorts. At one point a child dressed in just underwear came up to Sean Preston, who looked amused.

While Jayden and Sean Preston have been seen out with other nannies, Britney went back to using the same nanny she had when Sean Preston was just a baby. It must be nice for the boys to have some consistency in their caregivers given all the drama they’ve gone through. Kids are resilient, though, and given how young Britney’s kids are they probably don’t remember the time they weren’t able to see much of their mom.

The kids were excited and Britney couldn’t be happier to see her kids smiling. She was so happy and compassionate and even helped them pick out a small pumpkin that they could each carry. It’s good to see Brit out with the kids, she obviously loves them to death! She’s back in shape, looking better then ever, all smiles and spending quality time with the little ones, looks like the Britney we all know and love is back!

Michael Jackson took a little stroll down to Beverly Hills the other day and he wasn’t in his usual attire of pajama pants..who would have known! Not to worry, he brought his huge umbrella so his face wouldn’t melt away from the sun; what he did with the umbrella was a whole different story. He never once opened the thing, instead he posed; toe pointed and umbrella in hand. A pose obviously stolen from Clay Aiken, but Michael didn’t care! He kept doing his little dance all the way into a skin boutique, smiling and grinning and doing weird little movements. From the looks of it you would have thought he was coming out of the closet like Aiken, then again didn’t he already?

One of the things that perpetuates the notion that John Mayer is a total asshat is his inability to just keep his yap shut about himself and his life. Whether it’s blogging, dressing up like a bear to talk to his fans about himself, or making comments to anyone who will listen, there’s not much about John Mayer or his life that people don’t know even if they don’t want to. For this reason, the word douche is used to describe Mayer more often than anyone else except possibly Michael Lohan.

According to OK! Magazine Jennifer Aniston is pretty much in agreement. Obviously in love with the singer, Aniston recently got back together with him, with one caveat:

Keep your mouth shut about our relationship and stop blogging about your personal life!

“Jen is fanatical about keeping her relationships private,” an insider tells OK!, adding that the former Friends star was “horrified” when John spoke publicly to OK! on a New York City street about their August breakup.

John’s kiss-and-tell antics had Jen-watchers believing the singer was arrogant — and had exploited her for publicity. Months later, John would come back and beg Jen for a second chance.

“She told him she wanted to get back together, too, but no more street-corner press conferences and blogging about her,” a Jen insider says. Desperate, John agreed.

 [From OK! Magazine]

So far John has been obedient, but the guy has a long history of not being able to stop talking about himself and now that he’s Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend, that means talking about her, too. There are not many people who are as openly self-absorbed as Mayer, who think the rest of the world want to know every little detail about them and their life. Even if you’re a fan, the relentless attention seeking has to get old. I wouldn’t know, I’m just guessing.

Jennifer Aniston likes the attention, too, but she rarely speaks about her life, preferring to be seen and not heard. For Jen’s sake I hope John can be as content with just photographs of the two of them and steer clear of the blogs and verbal outbursts.

Last year, Kid Rock caused a ruckus at the MTV Video Music Awards by punching Tommy Lee in the face during the show. This year the kid was not going to be long lost and forgotten by any means. The kid trashed a hotel suite during a VMA after party, smashing tables and breaking glasses. Trust Kid Rock to get the party started!

The worlds biggest kid was chucked out of the VMA after-show bash for trashing furniture. An insider said: “Kid jumped on tables and chairs and crashed through one table. And he broke around 20 glasses!” You could look at this 2 ways, you could see him as a crazy, out of control big kid who can’t control himself….or…..you could just say, “of course he was breaking shit and smashing furniture…that’s what rock stars do!”

It’s not a huge deal when younger rock stars go on a hotel smashing, glass breaking spree, because face It they’re young and it’s expected…that’s what kids do. When you’re young you can get away with….what’s that word I’m looking for….oh yeah, anything! But when you’re 38 and pushing 40 and still thrashing everything in site….can we say anger management?! Apparently kid still think’s he’s a KID, which makes his furniture smashing, hotel wrecking, glass breaking spree pretty damn funny! Most rock stars like Steven Tyler and even Tommy Lee gave that up thrashing hotel rooms when they were in their….early 30’s??? But not the Kid…! Looks like he’ll be doing this forever….can’t wait to see what he’ll be trashing when he’s 60!

Either way you want to look at it, sounds like the kid had a smashing good time!